Teaching you german for free!!!!

Today, I'm going to teach you how to use the word "you" or "kamu" or "你" in german.
In german, the word "you" has two different way of saying: "du" (informal) and "Sie" (formal).
Sometimes, it could be hard to define when is formal or informal, so, I'm going to teach you some way to know when to use "du" and when to use "Sie".

Du:
1. For girls (if you are a guy), as long as they are not too old, not too ugly.
2. For handsome guys (if you are a girl of coz).
3. Small kids.
4. Baby (but doesn't matter how you address them, they won't understand anyway).
5. Your friend, and whichever sohai that you are interested and you wanna make friend with.

Sie:
1. Prime minister, lecturer, professor and whoever that has a higher authority.
2. People you meet at the roadside or railway station.
3. People that you are not interested and trying to keep a distance from.
4. Parents.
5. Elders, ah ma and ah pek.

And for your enemies or those freaks that you don't like, just yell at them "EH!!!" or "WEI!!!!", they'll know that you are calling them.

Have fun learning german. =)